Monday, March 05, 2012

Monday Musings: The Republican Meltdown & Other Thoughts

Hey folks, I know it's been a long while but I had something to say about what going on about here!

Republican Meltdown

Wow! I have never seen the Party of Lincoln just boil down to an older white men, racist, sexist, misogynist, (insert anything that the Republicans are against), bible thumping, hypocritical, and mostly southern party. The Republican candidates that they have running are a serious joke. At first you had Michelle "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann who was crazier and nuttier than squirrel and bat shit combined who wanted the typical Republican wet dream, you know the drill! Back to the 1950's where it was nice, perfect and clean. Where men were men and women knew their place. Plus there was no such thing as minorities (read: Black people & others) or gays. Michelle watch her husband Marcus more when he goes all aflutter when a cute and muscular guy around him! Next, we have Herman "999" Cain. What can I say about Mr. Cain? I think what his wife has said enough about him here. I do miss Cain a lot with his Pokémon references and the whole 9-9-9 plan thing and his creepy commercials (see cigarette guy commercial also, another one here!) Hey conservatives, speaking as a Black liberal, I don't fear him or discredit him just because he is a conservative and African American but I have difference of opinion because I don't agree with his policies. To add Cain (as some Republicans) misunderstands how government works in implementing policy. Then there is "Good Hair" Rick Perry. What hasn't been said about Rick that was mentioned before? Does the country really need another, dumber Bush? Perry is just another George W. Bush clone. He talks like him, walks like him, thinks like him and runs Texas as a governor like Bush. The only difference is the name. I'm starting to wonder if the Bushes had child they adopted and turned out that that kid was Rick Perry. With that and Perry's long brain fart of an answer of what government agencies he wanted to get rid of totally disqualified him as the Republican nominee (Thank God!) Let's not forget to mention that former Utah governor and ambassador to China Jon Huntsman. Huntsman was the most decent guy out all the Republicans there. Having him being the nominee to face up his old boss President Obama would have been a good thing but the morons (read: Republican base) wouldn't have it. I'll miss them well because they were the most fun of each Republican candidate that were out there certainly the Newsweek
cover of Michelle Bachman was the most amusing and talked about . We will never have that fun with the next four candidates that recently won the primaries and caucuses since January. We also can't forget former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty who, really didn't stand out that much.


 

The four Republican candidates that are currently running are just exactly a caricature what the Republican Party is today. You have the real life version of Wall Street's Gordon Gekko a corporate CEO type who rich and don't give a shit. (Mitt Romney), A bible thumping , homophobic, who loves to goes into everybody's sex life, likes the idea that America should be a theocracy and loves the idea of women being barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen. (Rick Santorum), A hypocritical, racist, serial adulterer who is responsible for poisoning the political discourse in the country (Newt Gingrich) and a libertarian who likes the idea that government should exist and advocates for anarchy under the guise of taking away people's "liberty and freedom" and would not mind government drowning in a bathtub after reducing it to size (Ron Paul) It seems each candidate try to outdo each other in their wingnuterry to see who is more of a knuckle dragging Neanderthal caveman than thou. (That's an offense to Neanderthal cavemen) Despite the infighting among the candidates the only winner out this could be Mitt Romney because he has the backing of the establishment Republicans. However the morons know that they can't have Romney as their man to face Obama because he is not like them despite Romney desperately trying to be like them. So instead of settling this now we have a long drawn out fight of the anti-Romney candidate amongst Santorum, Gingrich and Paul. So far it's going way downhill.

This issue of contraception is I feel that it is downfall of the current Republican Party. For years they have use "wedge" issues and waged cultural war issues amongst the base that they have won every time. Hate the gays, blacks, feminists, etc? Vote for me, I'll get those people out! Hate those Illegals (pronounced: aye-legals) "taking" Americans (Despite doing the jobs that no American would do) Vote for me, I'll make sure that those illegals are kicked back to Mexico (The only place the morons know about) Name an issue the Republicans ran on solving for the scared morons and they have successfully won an election on it and nothing would happen after the votes were counted. On the issue of contraption has been a huge disaster for the republicans so that the party elders are running scared. When they ran with this, the Republicans though they can use this to bash and beat Obama with; when the Catholic Bishops objected to order non-church employers to give contraceptive coverage to their employees. After the compromise has been reached with the Bishops, the Republicans double down on it and now seem to take the position that responsible women should never have any contraception because y'know the next thing you know they will have abortions and shit. And we Republicans are sworn to protect the fetus, blastocysts or whatever because we know we are saving babies (Unless they are born then we don't give shit unless they are military age we will pretend that we care about them and we really want them to die!) These women and birth control they don't understand all of that because y'know these women are little girls and if they can change they can change their nail polish on their fingernails on a dime then they can have an abortion on a dime. Well in the words of New York newscaster Ernie Anastos: Keep fucking that chicken republicans!


 

Rush Limbaugh

Recently, Rush Limbaugh called a Georgetown Universe Law School student Sandra Fluke who testified to congressional committee on contraception after being denied the first time when only the men have testified to Congress to the committee. Fluke was describing her advocacy for contraception as a college student and citing her friend's experiences. Of course Lord Limbaugh had to something despicable to say about Fluke by calling her a "slut" and "prostitute "for advocating contraceptives for women. Limbaugh continued the hate by mocking Obama's call to her and stating that if taxpayers wanted to continue supporting contraceptives that women had to make a sex tape for him and his buddies to watch. I'm not going to waste enough words about Limbaugh that hasn't been said already. He knows he's a poor excuse for a human being and the fact that he makes shitloads of money for his radio syndicates isn't going to make him go away or have his moronic dittohead listeners get a clue. It isn't going to make any decent Republican actually stand up to him either. They will still kiss his ring. In the end it doesn't really matter even if he shows his non-apology "apology" letter a billon times and places a promo ad with flowers and kittens; Lord Limbaugh controls the Republicans by the balls and influences heavily on the conservative and mainstream medias with his vile statements. One thing for certain, Limbaugh has perfected his contraception by having no kids with his 4 marriages. He's possibly shooting blanks. Although I don't blame his wives using birth control to prevent the spawn of Satan coming out of their wombs. Another thing to add about the Republican Party; how can they show how brazen they are to bomb Iran to the Stone Age but yet they can't stand up to Lord Limbaugh. Republicans always go out of their way to never offend him and grovel at his feet. Republicans are such pussies!


 

Andrew Breitbart

Andrew Breitbart, smear merchant, bullshit maker and political hitman has died last Thursday at 43 years old of natural causes. My condolences are with his family and his closest friends. He leaves behind a wife and 4 children. I bet Breitbart was a good father to his children, a good husband to his wife and a good friend to many of his friends. In his private life Breitbart was the probably the nicest, most passionate guy around. His public persona is the worse human being on the planet that is partially responsible for making the political discourse in this country into a cesspool of shit that it is now. Breitbart will be remembered for smearing Shirley Sherrod a former employee of the USDA that was accused of being racist as to show President Obama is guilty by association of hiring a racist in a government position. Breitbart also did the political hit job on former NYC Congressman Anthony Wiener by exposing his wiener to drive him out of his job. Breitbart has done many vile things for fun and profit. It's sad that his children will possibly learn of their father's legacy as political hitman. It's also shocking that he has died young at 43. It just proves that hate in your heart will consume you. As Breitbart is greatly remembered by his friends, family associates and his critics as we speak there is another guy who is yet unknown publically that will continue the work Breitbart has started. While those fighting a good fight against the Andrew Breitbarts, Rush Limbaughs et. al. of the world would be ignored. I'll let my blogger acquaintance Driftglass speak about Mr. Steve Gilliard.

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